Q. Whats black and white and red?
A. A newspaper!

The following joke was submitted by Loretta - thanks!

Q. What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
A. I Lava Lava U!

 

The following joke was submitted by Blair!

Knock knock.
Whos there?
Yah!
Yah who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy!

 

The following joke was submitted by Shelbi!

Knock knock.
Whos there?
Old Lady!
Old Lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

 

The following joke was submitted by Fazal - thanks!

Child A: My father can hold up a car with one hand!
Child B: He must be a strong man!
Child A: No, he is a traffic policeman!

Child A: What is your nationality!
Child B: My mother was born in Cuba, and my father in Iceland!
Child A: So, are you an IceCube?

Patient: A crab just bit me on my toe!
Doctor: Which one?
Patient: I don't know, all crabs look alike!

The following joke was submitted by the Robertson family - thanks!

Q. What is the difference between a weasle and a stoat?
A. One is weesley recognised and the other is stoatly different!

 

The following joke was submitted by Amy Patterson!

Knock knock.
Whos there?
Barbie!
Barbie who?
Bar-be-que!

 

The following joke was submitted by Jacqui - thanks!

Q. Why did the orange cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to play a quick game of squash! !

 

The following joke was submitted by Sarah Picknell - thanks!

Q. What did the policeman say to his tummy?
A. You're under a vest!!!!!

 

The following joke was submitted by the Sarah from USA - thanks!

Q. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
A. All of them!!

 

The following joke was submitted by Catherine - thanks!

Q. What did the telephone say to the baby telephone??
A. You are too young to be engaged!!

 

The following joke was submitted by Kawai - she is only 4 years old!!!

Q. Where do hamburgers box??
A. At an onion ring!!

 

The following joke was submitted by Sarah from USA!

Q. What happens when you cross a rottweiler with a collie?
A. You get a dog who bites off your arm and then goes to get help!!

 

The following joke was submitted by the Hayes Family - thanks!

Q. Why did the cat cross the road?
A. Cos the chicken was kissing him...!!

 

The following joke was submitted by Jessica - thanks!

Q. What did baby corn say to mama corn?
A. Where's pop corn!!

The following joke was submitted by Michaela Emory - she is only 4 years old - WOW!

Q. What did the taco say to the chili?
A. You're pretty spicey!!

 

The following joke was submitted by Michelle from Oxford, Canterbury, New Zealand!

Q. How do you catch a squirrel in a tree??
A. Go up the tree and act like a nut!

 

The following joke was submitted by Jana!

Q. Why did the match and the scissors cross the road??
A. To do burn outs and cut corners!

 

The following joke was submitted by Luke!

Q. What did Batmans mother say to him when dinner was ready??
A. Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, Batman!

 

The following joke was submitted by Tania!

Q. What has four wheels and fly's???
A. A rubbish truck!

 

The following joke was submitted by Brooke Honiss!

Q. What do u get if you cross a camel with a cow???
A. A lumpy milkshake!

Q. Why did the hand cross the road???
A. To get to the second hand shop!

 

The following joke was submitted by Grant & Debra!

Q. Whats the difference between a jeweller and a jailer???
A. One sells watches while the other one watches cells!

 

The following jokes were submitted by Vicky!

Q. What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a magic spell???
A. A-bear-cadabra!

Q. Whats black and white, but red all over??
A. A panda with sunburn!

 

The following joke was submitted by Kaleigh!

Q. Whats the differrance between a sigh,a car and a monkey???
A. A sigh is OH dear,a car is TOO dear and a monkey is YOU dear!

 

The following jokes were submitted by Andrea!

Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny!

Q. What kind of bars won't keep a prisoner in jail?
A. Chocolate bars, because they could eat it and escape!

Q. What did the stupid burglar do when he saw his "Wanted" poster outside the police station?
A. He went in and applied for the job!

 

The following joke was submitted by Luis!

Knock knock.
Whos there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in its cold outside!

 

The following joke was submitted by Dana!

Knock knock.
Whos there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry its only a joke!

 

The following joke was submitted by Olivia!

Teacher: Before you go to the toilet just say the alphabet!
Frank: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO...QRSTUVWXYZ
Teacher: That's good but what happened to P???
Frank: It's running down my knee!?

 

The following joke was submitted by Pearl!

Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A. To get to the other side!

 

The following jokes were submitted by Ordette!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road with a pair of sissor and a gun?
A. So he could shoot across the road and cut round all the corners!!

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
A. No i dear!

Q. What do you call it with no eyes and no legs?
A. Still no i dear!

The following joke was submitted by Steven!

Q. Whats brown and pink?
A. A llama stinking his tongue out !!

The following joke was submitted by Alex Burley!

Q. What did the mummy bunny say to the easter bunny?
A. Lets hop around!!

The following joke was submitted by anonymously!

Q. There were 10 cats on a boat and one jumped off. How many cats were left on the boat? ?
A. None. they were all copy cats!!!!

The following joke was submitted by Melissa - thanks!

Q. Why did the Chicken cross the road?
A. To say he was not a chicken but, he just looked like one!!!!

 

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